My bed is this way.

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melissaramen:

Happy mother’s day guys

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iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

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f0o0od:

Mocha mousse

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

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prinsasslou:

IM SCREAMIGN

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perfetic:

this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

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skippractice:

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

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thatpsychobitchxo:

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

this is scary accurate

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poopflow:

iphone-420:

poopflow:

people who add “get out” to a post with a pun should have their comment privileges revoked

get out

wOw I nEvER SAw tHIS COMInG U RLY GOT mE

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hamburgay:

I’m not a regular knee I’m a cool knee

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